Pay Toilet Foes Feel The Flush of Relief
The stupidest idea to come along in ages looks to have gone down the drain, literally. Last week Michael O’Leary, ceo of the Irish budget carrier Ryanair, said he would install pay toilets for use on short-haul European flights, but the cockamamie scheme turned out to have been more than a piddling matter. A stream of invective followed the announcement in the press.
The latest news: Boeing, which built Ryanair’s fleet of 737-800s, has put the kibosh on the plan for safety reasons, leaving O’Leary up a yellow river without a paddle. In addition to charging one euro to use the facilities, O’Leary had planned to remove some of the existing toilets and replace them with additional seats. But the airline’s planes already are configured for 189 passengers, the most that can be carried safely. Because the planes were made in America, any reconfiguration by Boeing to increase the number of passengers would be subject to FAA approval, which would be unlikely.
Conceivably O’Leary go forward with his pay-to-pee plans with the existing configuration. Or the plan could turn out to have been nothing but an idiotic publicity stunt, the least funny joke ever perpetrated on an already suffering air-travel public. Stay tuned.
Mark Orwoll is the international editor at Travel + Leisure.