By Travel + Leisure and Travel + Leisure Staff
August 27, 2013

A Montana-based backcountry tour leader spills the dirt.

“In Yellowstone, I was asked: ‘Where do they keep the animals at night?’” And in the Grand Tetons: “‘What is that white stuff up there?’ Um, snow.”

People think we’re babysitters. One couple asked me if their child could sleep in the group van, so they could have some privacy!”

“There’s always a braggart. If we’re looking at a bear, someone will inevitably say, ‘I once saw an elephant in Africa.’ Sigh.”