Check Out All the Crazy Ways People Are Cashing in on the Pope’s Visit to America

You might assume that a lot of the silly, irreverent pope merchandise wouldn’t be officially sanctioned by the church. And yes, much of the pope swag that tourists will see on the streets of Philadelphia will indeed be unauthorized goods. Still, a huge number of gifts and collectibles are being sold by the Aramark Corporation, the Philadelphia-based official retail provider of the Pope’s World Meeting of Families in the city, and quite a few of these items are more kitschy than you might imagine. For instance, the Pope Francis bobblehead, selling for $25.

Aramark is selling more than 200 products related to the Pope’s visit to Philadelphia. There are rosaries and crosses for the devout, as well as keychains, T-shirts, coffee mugs, and even coozies for keeping your beverage of choice chilled. While prayer cards and a $5 pin showing the Holy Family are popular, Aramark told the Wall Street Journal that the Pope Francis bobblehead and the 10″ plush doll (seen here, $20) are the top sellers.

Philadelphia-area restaurants and bars have rolled out Pope Francis food and drink specials like they were biblical loaves of bread and fish. The options include a Basilica Burger, “holy” hot dogs (the Pope Dog and the FrancisFurter from Underdogs), Argentine empanadas (Francis is from there), and drinks like the “popetini.” Most adorable of all, the Whipped Bake Shop is selling Pope Francis Cakes seen here. It’s only six inches in diameter, but the price is anything but small ($130, order seven days in advance).

At least two vendors are selling small standing popes that you can prop up as adornments on bookshelves or kitchen counters. Larger, life-size popes are for sale too—they’re perfect greeters for the hallway by the front door, or perhaps it would be fun to see what happens in the morning after you stage one next to the bed of a sleeping child. The official Aramark Pope Francis 10-inch standeeretails for $20, as does another seller’s 18-inch pope. The latter features Francis giving a Fonzi-like “thumbs up,” with a big smile that all but says, “Ayyyyyy!” Lifesize pope standees, which also have the “thumbs up” image and are great for selfies (no trip to Philadelphia required), are priced at $160.

Driving and parking in center city Philadelphia will be off limits for most cars during the pope’s visit. Understandably, Amtrak tickets to the city during the pope’s visit have reportedly been selling fast. Tickets on SEPTA, the local train system, are in high demand as well. Special bus services have been added too, like the series of “PopeBuses” booked to pick up passengers in New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, and Pennsylvania park-and-ride locations and bring them to the nearest SEPTA station.

The “Pope Shake” is not a dance (at least not yet). Instead, it’s a special limited-edition milk shake made with vanilla ice cream and shortbread butter cookies being sold at Potbelly Sandwich Shop locations in the Philadelphia area through the end of September. The official name of the shake is the #PopeInPhilly (yes, there are hashtags in food names now), and for every $3 shake sold, 50¢ is being donated to the efforts to host the pope’s visit to the city.

Plastic squeeze bottles, pint glasses, ceramic latte mugs, travel coffee mugs, gilded collectible ivory bone china mugs—no matter what your preference is in terms of beverage vessel, the official World Meeting of Families retail site probably has you covered. A set of two wine glasses, for instance, is priced at $30. Like most of the beverage containers for sale, they feature the Philadelphia World Meeting logo that prominently includes an image that bears a strong resemblance to Darth Vader’s helmet but is in fact the Liberty Bell.

The range of alternately bizarre, amusing, and potentially offensive pope paraphernalia is probably best on display on T-shirts, which run the gamut from “Yo Adrian” pope shirts riffing on “Rocky” to those spreading the word that “The Pope Is Dope.” Naturally, Pope Francisbaby onesies and hoodies are available for sale as well.