House

House

Think of this as your house — anything goes. Dress code is strictly enforced—sexy pjs and “creative couture” are OK, sneakers and tanks tops are not.. Once inside, hang out in the futuristic hallway, living room, VIP bedroom where beds are ancillary to tables, or outdoor patio. If you’re OCD like me, you’ll especially enjoy the partially naked dancers sporting lampshades on their head and kept spotless by trailing French maids with dusters in hand. There’s truly no place like this “home,” except maybe in your wildest dreams. 

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