If you don’t call ahead to order a DOG breakfast burrito you might end up waiting half an hour. Or more. This is because DOG’s burritos are the valley’s biggest caloric bang-for-the-buck. Literally. $6 (or so, depending on what you get) buys you 1.5 pounds of eggs, diced onion, tomato, jalapeños, fried potatoes, cheese and diced bacon, ham, or sausage.