Deck the halls with likes and comments.
Snowy walks in the park, epic ski excursions, cozy nights in front of the fireplace — these are some of our favorite things about the winter season. And they're also perfect activities for travelers who want to gram beautiful cold weather photos. After all, could there be a better way to share your wintertime experience than with a witty Instagram caption?
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Whether you’re snapping a funny family photo for the holidays or looking for inspirational winter quotes, we’ve got your guide to the perfect Christmas captions, funny snow quotes, clever weather ideas, and more! Get ready — winter is coming.
Short Winter Captions
Whether you’re in need of something funny or inspiring, here are a few ideas for when you just want to keep it short and sweet.
Funny Winter Quotes
I wasn’t made for winter.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
'Tis the season to be freezing.
Wake me up when it’s summer.
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!” — A Christmas Story
“Bah, Humbug!” — A Christmas Carol
“Winter is coming.” — Game of Thrones
Keep calm and winter on!
Inspirational Winter Quotes
“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” — John Steinbeck
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” — Anton Chekhov
“Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.” — Andy Goldsworthy
“Children of winter never grow old.” — Anonymous
Cute Winter Quotes
Baby, it’s cold outside!
“We’re walkin’ in a winter wonderland” *insert music emoticon*
“Jack Frost nipping at your nose.”
Punny Winter Selfie Captions
(With friends): It takes one to snow one!
This weather is snow joke!
Put on those PJs inside out (and backward) and slip a spoon under your pillow. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll wake up to an Instagram-able winter wonderland.
“When snow falls, nature listens.” — Antoinette van Kleeff
“Snowflakes are kisses from heaven.” — Anonymous
“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.” — Anonymous
“Sunshine cannot bleach the snow, nor time unmake what poets know.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I smell snow.” — Gilmore Girls
Skiing and Mountain Captions
I think we’ve peaked.
It’s all downhill from here.
I’m snowboard of all the skiers on this mountain…
Do you smell carrots as well?
My snowman won best in snow. *insert snowman emoticon*
He’s bipolar. *insert eye roll emoji*
Ice Skating Captions
Have an ice day!
Ice, ice baby *insert music emoticon*
Figure-eighting my way through winter *insert ice skating emoticon*
Ice skate like nobody’s watching (and hopefully nobody is watching…)
Deck the halls, light the menorah, hang the stockings, whip up the eggnog, and get ready for the most ‘gram-worthy time of year.
Cute and Funny Christmas Captions
Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas *insert music emoticon*
“Make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?.” — A Charlie Brown Christmas
It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list…
“Son of a nutcracker!” — Elf
All the jingle ladies *insert music emoticon*
Be good, or I will text Santa.
Christmas Eve Captions
‘Twas the night before Christmas… *insert mouse emoticon*
Holiday Party Captions
Up to snow good...
The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year *insert wine emoticon*
Drink up, birches.
It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails.
It’s the most wonderful time, for a beer *insert music and beer emoticons*
Christmas Tree Captions
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree *insert music emoticon*
I like hanging with you.
I love Chanukah a latke.
Happy Challah days!
Keep calm and spin the dreidel.