By Stacey Leasca
Updated March 04, 2020
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Red Sands Ranch wants to get your vacation party started. Right. This. Second. 

The absolutely massive estate located just outside of San Antonio, Texas is currently accepting reservations for up to 37 guests at a time to come stay in its native-stone cabins and play in its pools, zip down its four-story waterslide, play tennis on its private court, or, you know, land your plane on its private airstrip.

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The rental comes with seven separate sleeping units, containing nine total bedrooms, six bathrooms, and one half-bathroom, making it an ideal destination for family reunions, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or just friendly gatherings.

The cabins and other accommodations all surround the property’s 53-foot pool that comes with its own grotto and aforementioned slide to end all slides. Though, anyone who’d prefer to dip their toes in more natural waters can as a half-mile of the Llano River runs through the west end of the ranch. The owners of the property were even kind enough to add a path down to the river along with a few lounge chairs to sit and relax in.

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And truly, this home is an entertainer’s paradise. Just outside the pool guests will find an open-air cabana that comes with a full kitchen with an over-sized gas grill, a small oven, dishwasher, two refrigerators, a built-in microwave, two sinks, full WiFi capabilities, and a 65-inch LCD satellite television with theater sound. 

For any children in the group, the home also offers them their own little hangout spot known as the 'The Shack' Party Shed. Inside, kids will find their own flatscreen TV with Wii game console, billiards, table tennis, and surround sound for their own little dance parties.

There are literally too many fun things to list off about the property here, so you’re going to just have to trust us, and reviewers, about how awesome it is.

“This was an awesome place for our family reunion! It was in pristine condition and the owner was extremely accommodating,” one recent guest wrote. “Don't miss the opportunity to stay here — it is a beautiful place set in a very scenic location.” 

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“We had our family reunion and it was perfect for the 23 of us,” another added. “The pool and slide is where we hung out most of the time to beat the heat. Everyone had a blast going down the slide. The cabins were perfect as well.”