By Joey Skladany /
December 02, 2016
Courtesy of Pop-Tarts

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Dunkin' Donuts and Kellogg's... sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes limited edition coffee-flavored toaster pastries.

The breakfast beasts have joined forces to debut Frosted Chocolate Mocha and Vanilla Latte varieties of your favorite excuse to eat candy before noon, aka Pop-Tarts.

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According to a press release, the Chocolate Mocha Pop-Tarts are “filled with chocolatey-espresso goodness and topped with whipped cream-inspired frosting” and the Frosted Vanilla Latte Pop-Tarts boast a "rich, sweet vanilla flavor and coffee-frosting swirl.”

We're not entirely sure what "goodness" is made of, but we'd bet it has something to do with a dangerously high caffeine and sugar content.

Experience the culinary creation for yourself when the treats hit shelves this week. Or just have a sip of sweet coffee and immediately chew on cardboard for a similar effect.