Confessions of a NYC Restaurant Waiter

What’s it really like to work at a hip NYC restaurant? A server dishes the dirt.
“Some people are so impatient: one lady poked me in the hand with a fork while I was taking another order because she thought her food was taking too long.”
“Please don’t ask for a more desirable table. I get that you weren’t allowed to sit at the cool table in high school, but it’s only a table. Just sit down.”
“I’ve never seen a server spit in someone’s food, no matter how much the customer deserves it. It’s just not worth it.”