Wacky Presidential Election Hotel Promotions

The Spin: You don’t have to be the leader of the free world to have Situation Room–size stress. The Royal Hideaway Playacar, on Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula, wants to help presidents of any organization relax and unwind with the Presidential Treatment package. Book a three-night (or more) stay and present proof of presidency (a business card or letterhead with your title and organization name will do) and you’ll get a complimentary bottle of Dom Perignon and a 30-minute massage in the Royal Hideaway Spa.

The Bill: $300 per person, per night, all-inclusive, through Election Day.

Best Candidates: Card-carrying presidents.