Wacky Presidential Election Hotel Promotions

The Spin: Had enough of the nonstop campaign coverage?Register for the “Beltway Buster” package, at Five Gables Inn & Spa in St. Michaels, Maryland. Named after the interstate that encircles Washington, D.C., the package includes midweek accommodation for two nights in a suite, one 60-minute Swedish massage per room, $100 toward dinner at neighboring restaurant 208 Talbot, and daily delivery of The Washington Post with all election coverage removed. Now if they’d only hide the remote…

The Bill: $595, through November 10.

Best Candidates: News addicts.