Wacky Presidential Election Hotel Promotions

The Spin: A $50 million renovation, like a presidential campaign, comes with the promise of big change. With the Inaugural Package, guests can check out the Aruba Marriott’s most recent change—the new Tradewinds Club, a new boutique hotel within the resort that offers all kinds of extras. The package includes reduced rates, a fifth night free, and a $100 resort credit.

The Bill: $374 per night, through December 19.

Best Candidates: Luxury types who’d like to see a little of that change remain in their pockets.