Sign Language

1. See this French sign and you better be sure:

1. You aren't transporting any water pollutants.
2. You're ready for roads prone to flooding.
3. Your shocks are good—rough road ahead.
4. Your vehicle is outfitted with a car-top carrier.

2. Drive past this sign in France and you'll find:

1. A campsite.
2. A parking garage.
3. An information spot for young travelers.
4. Papa Jean's pizza.

3. See this marker in France and you should:

1. Turn on your headlights.
2. Slow down—there's a viewing spot ahead.
3. Don your sunglasses and prepare for sunshine.
4. Lay off the horn or risk a fine.

4. When you see this French sign, you'll find:

1. An historic church.
2. A town where locals speak only French.
3. A winding road.
4. A village stopover point.

5. Don't ignore this French sign, since it marks:

1. The end of a priority road.
2. A pedestrian walkway.
3. A black diamond store ahead.
4. No turns.

6. In Scotland, be wary of this sign. It means:

1. Frequent storm area.
2. There's an overhead electrical cable.
3. Sharp turns coming up.
4. Scotsmen without their kilts on.

7. This Scottish sign means there's:

1. A risk of being grounded.
2. The Loch Ness monster under the road.
3. A road that frequently buckles.
4. Poorly maintained road ahead.

8. The Scots can tell you this sign means:

1. No campfires on top of your car.
2. Police cars are checking your speed.
3. No excessive exhaust.
4. Don't carry any explosives.

9. When you see this sign in Croatia, it means:

1. There's a pedestrian pathway or bridge.
2. Hitchhikers allowed on the staircase ahead.
3. Hidden staircase—watch out for pedestrians.
4. Cars aren't allowed, so get out and walk.

10. This signifies danger in Croatia—specifically:

1. Narrow road ahead.
2. The road's so bad you could flip over.
3. Watch out for high winds.
4. This road reserved for stunt drivers.