For the past 14 years, I’ve spent my summers in lower Normandy. My boyfriend, Hugh Hamrick, and I live in a 200-year-old stone house in a tiny village called La Bagotière [south of Caen]. There are 12 houses in the whole village. Some are stone, and others are pavillons, butter-colored buildings that look as if they were drawn by an architect to match a child’s idea of a house. There are no sidewalks, no shops. Just a road. If I take a right turn out my front door, the road is flat and I can bike for miles. Each day I take a long ride. I can go for hours and be passed by maybe three cars. Then I come home and go the other way on foot. To the left is “Swiss Normandy”—it’s very hilly. The nature trails are beautiful but I’m afraid of snakes, so I walk along the road. The countryside is so green your eyes ache from looking at it.
If someone had told me in junior high that I’d live in such a place, I wouldn’t have been able to conceive of it. I didn’t pay attention to nature until I lived in La Bagotière. There’s lots of livestock—cows, sheep, horses. I love watching the sheep; why is it that some sheep are afraid of me, and some aren’t?I’ll stop and watch a centipede eating a worm, and realize that I had never once thought about what centipedes eat. This part of the country is really la France profonde. It’s unsophisticated, deep country. If a tourist walked into a village store, the proprietor would say: “Oh my God, where are you from?You came all this way to see us?”
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