For ages, Boston's hotel scene called to mind that old restaurant joke: not only were the properties outdated and uninspired, there weren't enough of them. But hold up: in just six years, the city has acquired more than 30 new properties. The turnaround began in 2000, when a 60-room upstart called XV Beacon arrived with some crazy idea of a "design hotel." Its success was a harbinger. Once Boston was deemed safe for such stylish hotels, they began opening all over town, and not just in obvious spots like Back Bay. Some, like the Hotel Commonwealth in Kenmore Square, have even kick-started neighborhood revivals. The next year and a half will bring entries from Mandarin Oriental, Regent, and InterContinental. For now, the buzz centers on five newcomers, each with a distinct character, locale, and target clientele.
Ritz-Carlton, Boston Common
When was the last time your hotel lobby harbored a ficus tree?Two decades ago?While Boston's
original Ritz-Carlton, on Newbury Street, transports guests to 1927, its new sister property—a
glass-and-steel high-rise in the Ladder District—takes us straight to 1985. The aesthetic
is Trump Revival: a glitzy lobby sporting vast quantities of black and beige marble, lacewood
paneling, and a 10-foot-wide fireplace; massive vases of lilies and heliconia in every public
space (not to mention those ficus); and a smartly turned out doorman. Opulent to the max,
it's exactly what you'd expect from Ritz-Carlton—or a bank in Zurich. The look is a
bit anodyne, but Ritz-Carlton hotels are designed for pampering, not provoking. Sleeping here
is like collapsing onto a big soft pile of money, from the feather beds and Frette bathrobes
to the Bang & Olufsen stereos in the suites. Summon your "bath butler" to draw your whirlpool
tub with a touch of lavender oil. Guest rooms are perfectly scaled and capably decorated,
if not memorably so, in light earth tones and plain, solid fabrics. (Rooms ending in -83 are
the best of the standards, with views over Boston Common.)
The hotel sits a half-block off the park, within a complex that includes a 19-screen cineplex
and the Sports Club/LA, a 100,000-square-foot "urban country club" complete with a junior
Olympicsized pool (hotel guests pay $10 for a day pass). The Red Sox's Manny Ramirez owns
a condo in the adjacent tower and is frequently spotted at the hotel bar. Coincidentally or
not, the Ritz is where the Yankees usually stay when playing at Fenway. I ended up sharing
an elevator with Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, fighting the urge to trip them as they left.
10 Avery St.; 800/241-3333 or 617/574-7100; www.ritzcarlton.com;
doubles from $579.
Jurys Boston Hotel
The receptionist welcomes you in a Dublin brogue at this Back Bay newcomer. Jurys is an Irish
chain, with 36 hotels and a solid reputation back home. After three openings in Washington,
D.C., Jurys fixed its sights on Boston, whose Irish roots make for an obvious fit. Of course,
Ireland isn't exactly known for chic hotels, which is what makes Jurys Boston such a pleasant
surprise—it's as stylish and self-assured as any of its higher-priced rivals. It helps
to have great bones: Jurys took up residence in one of Boston's last Italian Renaissance Revival
buildings, a stunning 1925 limestone edifice accented with ornate friezes. For 70 years this
was the headquarters of the Boston Police Department—note those striking, blue-shaded
brass lamps framing the side entrance. With digs like this, you're halfway to greatness.
How shocking, then, to step into Jurys's lobby and be confronted by a chrome-and-glass staircase
bathed in an eerie Technicolor glow. A waterfall trickles along the edge of the stairs, shrouded
in mist from dry ice. I suppose this is intended to evoke a stream in Connemara, but the sci-fi
lights were pure Battlestar Galactica to me. Gas hearths are laid with blue-and-white
sea glass. Zany cut-glass lamps and whimsical bronze sculptures provoke the eye at every turn.
The 220 guest rooms are a good deal more sober. Handsome ceiling moldings keep them from
seeming too boxlike, but otherwise the look is unremarkable, with fawn-colored carpeting,
walls painted sage and rose, and ho-hum mahogany furniture. What does work: vast floor- to-ceiling
mirrors, inviting beds sheathed in goose-down duvets, and spacious marble shower stalls with
strong water pressure and Aveda products. Free local and 800 calls are a plus. What doesn't
work: the cramped desk, offering space for only a laptop and (at least in my room) awkwardly
shoved between the two beds to double as a nightstand. Ask to see a few rooms when checking
in, as you'll find your fair share of duds. Even within the same category, rooms vary dramatically
in layout (some have separate tubs, others just a shower) and views (the best look over Stuart
or Berkeley streets, the worst upon an ugly interior roof). In the end, Jurys's trump card
is its neighborhood: you're mere blocks from Copley Square, the Theater District, Newbury
Street's boutiques, and some of Boston's best restaurants (Via Matta, L, Mistral, Excelsior).
The hotel's dining room, the Stanhope Grille, can't compete with those, but the breakfast
is excellent, including (you guessed it) rashers, baked beans, and black-and-white pudding.
350 Stuart St.; 866/534-6835 or 617/266-7200; www.jurys-boston-hotels.com;
doubles from $435.
Like XV Beacon, its closest rival, Nine Zero has the looks and attitude to blend in on Collins
Avenue. Yet somehow it landed in the blue-blooded heart of colonial Boston—smack on
the Freedom Trail, no less. Location is a big part of its appeal: from your room you can gaze
upon the soaring white steeple of the Park Street Church, or the lichen-cloaked headstones
of the Granary Burying Ground, resting place of Paul Revere and John Hancock. Can South Beach
give you that?
Four years on, Nine Zero still sparkles. This is one of the few design-oriented hotels that can balance cool, ultramodern details with a genuinely inviting ambience. The lobby is done up in rich golds and midnight blues, with boldly striped divans and armchairs that a person would actually feel comfortable sitting on. Sleek chrome and nickel accents and crinkly copper curtains offset the plush old-world carpets. Upstairs is the outstanding in-house restaurant, Spire, which has quickly assumed a place among Boston's best.
With soothing butter-yellow walls and sumptuous ebony-stained furnishings, guest rooms are at once supremely functional and sultry as hell. You get a five-foot-wide, hefty maple desk instead of the usual boutique-hotel wedge of fiberglass, plus free Wi-Fi access, desktop power, Ethernet ports, a halogen lamp, and, like manna from heaven, a fully adjustable, ergonomic, leather-upholstered Humanscale Freedom desk chair. For the sybarite, there's an overstocked wet bar with enough cocktail mixers for an after-party. The staff will customize your mini-bar with anything you can think of, be it Swedish Fish candy or Moxie soda. Bathrooms are outfitted with sizable, ﬂatteringly lit mirrors and luxurious Mario Russo products. Handsome bedside tables have acres of surface area. And the goose-down pillows are some of the softest I've slept on.
There are some gaffes. A proper fan in the bathroom would be useful. So would a couple of
hooks for hand towels, which are instead tucked beneath the sink. (What is it with design
hotels and their aversion to towel racks?) My room, No. 1809, had a killer skyline view through
floor-to-ceiling windows—so whose bright idea was it to run a valance across the top
two feet, obscuring the Prudential Tower?Rooms are already cramped, and the valance made
the eight-foot-high ceiling seem lower than it was. Request room 1705, 1805, or 1905, and,
just for kicks, ask the staff to remove that annoying window dressing. 90 Tremont St.;
800/646-3937 or 617/772-5800; www.ninezero.com;
doubles from $299.
Love them or loathe them, Kimpton Hotels are a singular breed. With their trademark kitschy
details (jaguar-print bathrobes, a mini-bar stocked with animal crackers and an Etch A Sketch),
they exude youthfulness like few other brands. Kimpton's first Boston property, the 112-room
Onyx, opened in 2004, one block from the TD Banknorth Garden, home to the Celtics. Developers
say this area is "coming up," but it's hardly a bastion of hipness: there's a Hooters around
the corner, plus a slew of Irish pubs and sports bars. Still, the Onyx is convenient to Faneuil
Hall, the North End, and Beacon Hill, and it's among the better values in town. I was greeted
by a zoot-suited doorman in a fedora. From there it just got cheekier. In lieu of a chocolate
on the pillow, I was issued an Atomic Fireball. Room service offered pints of Häagen-Dazs.
A free sampler CD featured cuts from Spearhead, Morcheeba, and Polyphonic Spree, and the TV
lineup included a closed-circuit yoga channel. Other hotels may offer an evening wine tasting,
but the Onyx hosted a complimentary "Rockstar Energy Drink Hour" in the lobby bar. Upstairs,
fluorescent-lit corridors lead to modestly sized guest rooms, which hew to Kimpton's urban-bordello
aesthetic. Bedrooms are carpeted in chocolate-and-beige checkerboard, papered in thick stripes,
and accented in blood reds: red desk blotter, red ice bucket, red chenille throw on the bed.
Bathrooms are awash in black marble. Although there are no views to speak of and scarcely
any natural light, the rooms give off plenty of sex appeal.
Kimpton Hotels are known for their little extras, and the Onyx makes good on that promise, throwing in passes to the Beacon Hill Athletic Club, Wi-Fi access, and in-town limo service, all free. In the room you'll find 35-inch Sony flat-screen TV's and Aveda bath products.
Onyx Hotel, it turns out, was also the name of Britney Spears's 2004 concert tour. The moniker
overlap precipitated a lawsuit; as part of the settlement, Spears's mother (!?!) designed
the Britney Spears Suite for the hotel—a replica of the star's childhood bedroom. With
plush-pile carpets, glass-beaded wallpaper, and a curio cabinet filled with ceramic figurines,
it's goddamned hideous. Be thankful it's usually reserved for 13th-birthday slumber parties.
155 Portland St.; 866/660-6699 or 617/557-9955; www.onyxhotel.com;
doubles from $289.
Kenmore Square has long been considered the armpit of Boston. For decades, "Kenmaw" was the
wasteland you traversed en route to Fenway Park. Besides the familiar citgo sign, its only
claim to fame was the dingy Rathskeller (a.k.a. the Rat), Boston's equivalent of CBGB. Back
in college I cut my head open on the Rat's ceiling pipes while crowd-surfing to Sonic Youth.
All that's a memory now, as is the old Kenmore Square—for, in a remarkable twist, this
is suddenly Boston's hottest neighborhood. Upscale restaurants have ousted skanky pizza parlors,
and an elegant glass transit terminal is replacing the old bunker-like bus depot. Now that
the Red Sox have committed to staying at Fenway, Kenmore's winning streak looks set to continue.
The square's revival took off in 2003 with the opening of the Hotel Commonwealth, a mansard-roofed
McChâteau (erected on the grave of the Rathskeller) with gables and bow windows, a full
city block wide. The interior pushes the French Empire shtick further, with red-and-gold carpets,
rococo tapestries, and a surfeit of fringe and brocade. Urban chic this is not, but the retro
look is kind of refreshing in an era when every city hotel has gone Starck raving mod. Rooms
are generously sized, with a large sitting area separated from the sleeping quarters by floor-to-ceiling
curtains. The bed itself is a towering pile of goose down and 300-thread-count cotton, and
the amenities are unimpeachable: Mascioni robes and linens, L'Occitane bath products, Voss
bottled water, chocolate cookies at turndown.
The downsides: My bed got little, if any, natural light, because the windows were so far away. Said windows were sheathed in stiff patterned curtains reminiscent of a Holiday Inn's. (And the windows didn't open—is that too much to ask?) The spindly-legged bench at the foot of the bed was an afterthought, useless for sitting or placing luggage. And the reproduction-antique writing desk, with its celery-and-bronze scrollwork, looked downright silly. On the plus side, the Commonwealth is impressively tech-savvy: the entire hotel is set up for free Wi-Fi access, and each guest gets a dedicated VoIP phone line and handset, which works anywhere on the property. Clearly, this is where you'd take a colleague, not your mistress; aside from the rear views of Fenway's Green Monster, there's not much here to set the heart aflutter.
The Commonwealth's secret weapons, however, are its restaurants. In this corner, the estimable
Great Bay, serving some of the city's best seafood. And in the opposite corner, Eastern Standard,
a pulsing new brasserie modeled on Manhattan's Balthazar, right down to the frisée
aux lardons, the wall-sized mirrors, and the epic bar. Lofty ceilings mean you'll never hit
your head, even when crowd-surfing. 500 Commonwealth Ave.; 866/784-4000 or 617/933-5000;
doubles from $349.
Peter Jon Lindberg is a T+L editor-at-large.