Get Over the Word Villa
That's what virtually every rental in the Caribbean is called. And though it might sound like
an extravagance, if you do the per-head math, you realize that spending a week or more in
a rental is generally less expensive than staying in a hotel, especially if you share it with
extended family or friends. Nicely furnished, ocean-view two-bedrooms can be had for less
than $2,000 a week. Besides value, villas typically offer complete privacy, room for your
group to spread out, your own pool, a kitchen (equipped, thank you, with an industrial-strength
blender and a good supply of Coco López), and the delicious feeling, however fleeting,
that you are living on the island—often quite lavishly—and not just visiting it.
Book Through an Established Agency
Though renting directly from an owner is typically more affordable, it's also riskier: What
happens if, on arrival, you're unhappy with your digs? The best firms will help match your
family to an island and a house (one that is regularly inspected) and, during the trip, will
follow up with on-island support. For a list of recommended rental agencies that cover the Caribbean, see Top Rental Agencies.
Think Worst-Case Scenarios—Such as Jackhammers Next Door at 7 a.m.
Ask a lot of questions: Is construction going on nearby? Is the house at the top of a serpentine
ascent that will leave you or Grandma quaking? Are any of the facilities shared with other
houses? What is the refund policy? Agencies sometimes have strict cancellation procedures—and
those terms can differ from island to island. Consider trip cancellation insurance; you can
compare rates and policies at www.insuremytrip.com.
Don't Immediately Rule Out the Largest or Most Expensive Spreads
If you're willing to travel in the off- season, or with a large group, you might be surprised
at what you can afford. Throughout the Caribbean, "off-peak" extends for eight months—from
around April 15 (even when Easter falls late) until mid-December. You'll find prices 25 percent
to 40 percent lower and weather that varies little from winter. (Exception: Avoid the height
of hurricane season, mid-August through mid-October.) Also, during summer months, agencies
often offer "breakdown rates," which allow larger-than-needed villas to be rented for only
the cost of the bedrooms required. That means you may be able to snag a five-bedroom house
at a three-bedroom rate. And with your savings, you might want to spring for some villa staff,
such as a chef, a housekeeper, and even a laundress who will send you home with clean, pressed
clothes. (Don't worry, no one expects you to get over the word laundress.) Rates vary—for
a local cook, figure on spending a minimum of $40 a day, not including the grocery bill. Nannies,
drivers, house-call massage therapists, and yoga instructors can, of course, all be arranged
through the rental agency.
Have Realistic Expectations
You may be thinking "on the beach" is a must, but the fact is that most Caribbean villas are
not steps from sand. Especially on mountainous islands, rental houses tend to be built into
hillsides: sensational views, yes; a short walk to beaches, no. Rent a four-wheel-drive car
to get yourself to the ocean and town. Also remember that you're heading to an island. Even
in the most luxurious settings, the power may go off or the hot water may peter out. There
will be lizards and, yes, mosquitoes.
Get Starter Food Delivered
Who has the stamina to push a grocery cart after a day of travel with kids? Veteran renters
and frugal types add a cooler of frozen steaks to their luggage pile. An easier option is
to have a catering service or your rental agent fill your cupboards before you arrive. It's
well worth the expense to be able to turn the key and find a kitchen stocked with breakfast
and lunch staples—and a bottle of dark rum.
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